Hey there pranksters! I’ve gotten a ton of requests for a prank-a-day, so I’m going to be starting that in April. But in the meantime, here’s my thoughts on getting ready for our big day this year…

It all starts with Selection Sunday – March 15, 2009. Then, two days later, March Madness kicks off with its opening-round game. Bored yet? But for what seems like the better part of the population, college basketball’s annual championship tournament takes over idle office chatter at the water cooler and sucks all the fun out of weekend TV viewing. Unless, of course, you’re a fan, then all bets are off.

Everyone does it. Nobody wants to admit it…Passing gas. Farting. Or worse, sharting — eeck! And just like most are quick to blame their neighbor in cubicle land for that silent but deadly one, everyone has a term for it. So behold The Fart List! I’m starting with the first 100 terms I found. It’s here that you’ll find every term for that funny act of ass rumbling: from the classic (Flatulence) to the crazy (the Mariah Carey), just let one rip and have fun reading.

Let’s talk about gas. No, not the price of gas – though in this instance the price can be quite costly – we’re talking farts here, people. Silent But Deadly, Rippers and the Terd Burglars who are frequent offenders.

How often does this happen to you? You like someone, you make them like 12 mixtapes, you google them, you look up their myspace profile but you can't view their page because it's on private, so you make up another myspace profile with a fake name and...